Senager

Posted by Jimmy Hutto

on Jan 11, 2016

Kristy makes announcements and tells group about Senager

I finally figured it out..

I am a Senager!

I have everything I wanted as a teenager but 60 years later!

I don't have to go to school or work. I can lay around my house all day do nothing and get away with it.

I have a monthly allowance.

I have my own pad and can play my music as loud as I want.

I don't have a curfew, I can stay out as late as I want and nobody asks me where I have been.

I have my Drivers License and own the car I have always wanted.

I have an ID that gets me into bars, Liquor stores and even topless joints if I want.

I run around with people who are not scared of getting pregnant .

I don't have acne.

and I don't have to have my father or mother buy a gun for me!

Life is great. I have made it Yes I am a SENAGER!!!